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Welcome, mortals. You've entered the Graveyard, that part of the Land that deals with death, dying, the afterlife, the unliving and all things spooky. All you gothic, Nine-Inch-Nail-loving ghouls should love it here. Not all of the graves have been dug yet, so check back periodically to see what else has been entombed. And now a warning to those of you who may be sensitive to the macabre: you may find that this area deals with things that are offensive to you or unsuitable for your children. If this is the case, then lock your kids in the basement, break out your Pat Boone records and say a few Hail Mary's for even stopping by this website. And if you have the chance, ask God for a life. And now a warning to those of you who might be Satanists: get help, get it now! I've never understood the point of worshipping the Devil. I mean, if you believe in Satan, then you must also believe in God. So, why ally yourself with the losing side when all you have to gain is eternal damnation? Oh, Beelzebub promised you great rewards, did he? And he wouldn't lie to you, huh? Nope. Well, if it's world domination you're looking for, stand in line. But if you want, send me all of your money. Then, when I take over the universe, I'll let you live. Promise. |