10. "Damn it, Krycek, you're lying on my teddy bear again!"

9. "I was so wrong to hurt you. I know you asked me to, but..."

8. "I should confess...I'm sleeping with Mrs. Scully."

7. "I should confess...I'm sleeping with Skinner--and if I don't get this on videotape it's my ass."

6. "Oh God, Chris Carter's gonna kick our asses for starting without him--quick, call him now, it's still early and I think I could come once more...maybe."

5. "Relax, honey, this won't hurt a bit--I've coated the knife with anesthetic."

4. "If you hit me with that pistol again, it could be love."

3. "Why didn't you tell me we were married?" (Amnesiac!Mulder)

2. "You're scary, Mulder--just what *is* this fascination with saran wrap, anyway?"

1. "I didn't know you were into this, Krycek...aren't you afraid the light bulb will break?"