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= A special favorite, sometimes for writing, sometimes for kink, sometimes
for both.
Buddies
by Quinn (slash) -- Three thematic vignettes.
What might throw you off stride: Occasional word and phrase choices that rang off-key, like "the freshly brewed beverage," "brethren," "clenched tight in delicate hands," and so on--some were off-key just in general, others were voice issues. But they don't dominate the narratives.
Ace
O'Neill Stays Focused and Avoids a Tangent and Ace
O'Neill Narrowly Thwarts Disaster and Chaos by Tenaya (slashy) --
Sort of like the Stargate version of a "Nancy Clue" or "Hardly
Boys" story.
Daniel could be heard in the background wailing in despair. "They'll never make it!"
Jack whipped out his slide ruler and made a few hasty calculations. Dark eyes were hard with steely determination as he activated the radio.
"Carter, you forgot
to factor in the gravitational pull from all of the Jovian satellites.
I believe you'll find that we can actually use Jupiter to shoot ourselves
out to Saturn, and then use that planet to slingshot ourselves back to
Earth."
What might throw you off stride: Well, she's not off writing rape stories, and I'm personally kind of bummed. But these are damn funny.
This
is It by Quinn (slash) -- By the author's description: "This
story is AU and occurs several years ahead in SG1's future."
"I've found another one," I keyed my radio as I knelt in the gore to search for signs of life. For one heart stopping moment, I couldn't find a pulse. Trying to be as careful as possible, I rolled the unconscious man onto his back. My breath caught in my throat as I came face to battered face with the thing I feared the most since SG-11 failed to report in.
"Daniel," I called softly as I took stock of his injuries. No response. He was a jumbled mess of broken bones, and ragged flesh. I tore into my pack to get at the med kit.
"O'Neill, do you require assistance?" Teal'c asked as he stepped into the cell, staff weapon held ready.
"Yeah. It looks bad. We have to get him out of here now."
What might throw you off stride: Um...that's kind of a bad pun. I'm just not going to go there.
The
Body Electric by Merry Lynne (gen) -- Let us pause a moment
to celebrate the wonder that is Merry Lynne. When done pausing, please
form an orderly line to receive this stor--oh, oh fine. Just trample right
over me, will you.
Daniel blinked. His eyebrows went up, and he threw a questioning look at his Jack.
"You have known me for years," Daniel said slowly. He turned back to the robot, his expression carefully bland. "Just...not the past two."
Oh, for crying out loud. "Daniel," Jack said. "That was humor."
What might throw you off stride: Wet pickles on the linoleum.
Storms
by Merry Lynne (gen) -- What I love about Merry is that even when
she writes gen, you can shade your eyes and squint far ahead toward the
horizon and see the faint, shimmering outline of slash in the distance.
Oasis? Mirage? You decide.
Like exactly how long it was going to take him to get Daniel alone and rip his lungs out.
After that, there'd been the debriefing, and several times in his own report he'd had to stop for a second and fight for control. He hadn't looked at Daniel. If he'd looked, he would've shredded the man right there in front of the General and the team, and that was just not Jack's style.
But man, had he ever been tempted.
What might throw you off stride:
This is a few degrees off my own semi-developed interpretation of Jack,
but that's the beauty of IDIC applied to fan-fic. Oh wait. That's my stride,
not yours. Never mind, then. Get your own stride.
Into
the Maelstrom by Molly -- An intriguing, different story. Much thanks
to Katharine S. for pointing me toward this.
What might throw you off stride:
It's difficult to read in parts, a bit diffuse and vague in style--maybe
even overwritten. But even the mistiest bits of writing contribute to the
story's atmosphere, if nothing else. Also, though Jack's dialogue can seem
a bit off-kilter, it's worth noting that the story gives you reason enough
in terms of plot to accept any off notes. Do read to the end even if it
initially appears not to be your stylistic cup of tea; the story switches
gears here and there, and the mix sort of comes together at the end.
The Measure
of a Man by Geminia -- Kind of a fixer-upper for "Double Jeopardy"
(and other eps). Just updated; there's a part one and part two now. It
appears to be the beginning of a longer work in progress. This is from
part two:
"What the hell happened out there, Thomas?!" he barked in the other officer's face. "I told you if you were going to borrow my archaeologist that you'd better keep and eye on him and bring him back in one piece!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, but there was--"
"I don't want excuses--!"
"Colonel! That's enough!" Hammond's sharp rebuke immediately put an end to the tirade. Turning his attention away from Jack, he turned to the other man. "What happened, Major?"
What might throw you off stride: A light sprinkling of spelling and textual errors, Jack being obvious, Hammond being a wee bit yentalike (though a thick coating of decent characterization helps distract from this), occasional off notes, and--to be honest--no real intensity. This is like pie from the vending machine in the middle of night shift. Custard, maybe. But I'll keep watching the progress of these stories.
Certainty
of Chance by Kleio -- So, I was scrolling through the archive looking
to see if there were updates and suddenly stumbled over an author. "Kleio,"
I noticed. "That seems like the name of someone sane and intelligent."
I could have sworn that I looked through the entries for every author,
exhausted all possibilities, but apparently not.
"Are we talking about god here? 'Cos if we are, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on this one, it's not exactly my kinda thing..."
"No, no gods, please. I'm talking about something far more powerful than any human mind could ever construct, the ultimate basis for the need of gods. I'm talking about odds, chance, *Fortuna*. You know, in the 40's, anthropologists were still able to find indigenous peoples who lacked the word for chance. Evans-Pritchard, for example, studied the Nuer in Northern Africa who used witchcraft and magic to explain the to-our-eyes coincidences. They denied the existence of mere chance, it being the most terrifying and, by the same token, also the most powerful of forces in nature."
What might throw you off stride: Some strings of polysyllabic words that elevate the diction a bit too high and which could have been simplified. It's not so much an issue with Daniel's dialogue, but with odd sentences like: "He kept registering the messages from his senses but no further processing was possible, no perception could be formed from the sensation." Still, this is the exception rather than the rule, and you should be able to glide across such patches of glossy ice and reach the next nice bit of writing without sprawling.
Up Close
and Personal by Kleio -- And another from Kleio. Clee-oh. Klee-o. Klay-oh?
Clay-O. Mmm, yeah. Move along, people. I'll just be resetting my babble
meter to zero now.
"Not a clue."
"This can't be happening."
"I know."
"This can't be happening, this can't be happening...."
"Okay, Danny, I heard you the first time. We both agree that none of this is really happening."
"And if this isn't happening, then it must be a dream."
"Are you saying we're having the same dream?"
"I don't think I'm saying anything if none of this is happening."
What might throw you off stride: ...and many other lines that fall flat on the ground like limp, sticky spaghetti. It's uneven, to be sure. And there's really no excuse for the ending. But overall it's maybe, I dunno, three-fifths perfect? Four-fifths? Enough fifths for me to rec this unapologetically.
Ex Tempore
by Kleio -- This author is clearly determined to right the wrongs of canon;
whereas the show will consistently pair off the wrong two team members
(Jack/Sam, Jack/Teal'c, Sam/Daniel, Teal'c/Daniel) whenever adventure comes
a-knockin', Kleio kindly makes sure that Jack and Daniel are always stranded
and imprisoned together. A kind and generous woman.
"I guess we'll just have to wait for our vision to return before 'seeing' *anything*," Daniel said and started to explore his own pockets as well, "I still have some of my stuff left, unfortunately not any weapons, but my anti-histamines are here..."
"Hooray, we're saved!"
What might throw you off stride: A small chunk of story with no paragraph breaks; what seem to be a few fairly crucial missing lines of dialogue; a uniquely disturbing sexual scenario; some misogyny; some blood; the usual off notes (often followed by sheer beauty); and an abrupt, lame ending. What can I say. It's a mixed bag--some of it is simply hit-the-sweet-spot amazing, and some of it is rather appalling--and it's still worth reading.
Objectives
by Lady of Shalott -- Okay, so you have to realize that this author began
writing after watching six episodes, and immediately sent a wicked dart
winging smack-dab into the middle of both characterization and kink. You
have to hate her. You have to worship her actually, because I'm pointing
this staff weapon at you and my word is law.
Her voice was steady. "Unfortunately, I'm not on the pill. I don't suppose either of you have condoms along?"
"You'd be amazed how much sex I don't have on Stargate missions," Jack said.
"No, we wouldn't," Sam and Daniel said immediately.
Jack scowled. "Ha ha, very funny. So where's your wallet stash, Daniel?"
Daniel shook his head. "Sorry, fresh out."
Which is just another way of saying: this story rocks. And then gets them off.
What might throw you off stride:
Oh...nothing, maybe? Yeah, nothing. That's it.
Reveille
by Lady of Shallot -- And then she wrote this, damn her beautiful eyes.
On the bright side, he was lying on something soft, and he didn't seem to be tied up or injured or dead, and he had the vague sense that he'd had a really good time last night. So all in all, nothing much to complain about. All he needed was about another twenty-four hours of sleep. He rolled onto his side and tried to shove his head into the pillow.
"Jack."
Oh, right. That's what had woken him. "Yeah, yeah."
"Jack." Daniel really wanted him to wake up.
Jack groaned softly and levered himself up. "Okay, what's the rush?" He rubbed a hand over his face and lifted one of the gauzy curtains aside to peer out of the bed, half-expecting to see a couple of Goa'uld with an army of Jaffa standing around the room, given their usual luck. No, nothing out of the ordinary, as long as you considered Early Byzantingly Whatever ordinary. Did they really have to plate everything with gold? Rubbing his eyes, he turned back to Daniel. "So?"
What might throw you off stride: Shoelaces, snakes in the road.
The Cost
of a Used Spaceship by Marie Blackpool -- Run, don't walk.
"Oh?" Daniel certainly hadn't expected this news. Hammond looked like the day he'd been living for as commander of the SGC had finally arrived. He was radiant, in a disciplined, high-ranking manner. But as he watched, Hammond curtained his good cheer and revealed another expression that almost resembled —regret? Daniel decided it was time to put his pack and book bag down.
"Major Carter will fill you in on the details. While we are understandably pleased about the outcome of the mission, there are a few loose ends. The SG-1 replicas from P3X-989 were, unfortunately —" Hammond caught at his speech uncharacteristically. "—casualties. Most of them have been retrieved. Major Carter is examining them now. She thinks she may be able to recover data from one of them."
Alter
Ergo by ELG -- An examination of latent possibilities building from
"Urgo," and going much further than syndicated television would ever allow.
Thank god.
What might throw you off stride:
Oh, maybe there's some tiny nugget that could theoretically work its way
between your foot and your shoe, but I'm in my honeymoon period right now
and I can't think of anything. Of course there's always the "More sex,
please" request. But I'm trying to set that greed aside and stop using
words like "tawdry" and "yum" in every other sentence. At least for Lent.
Undercurrents
by ELG -- A sequel, of sorts, to "Alter Ergo."
"I'm calling myself 'John' until I find out what my real name is."
The prisoner glanced at him. "You don't look like a 'John' to me."
"What do I look like?"
The prisoner frowned, opened his mouth, and then closed it again. He shook his head. "Sorry. It's gone. John's fine." He swung his pick again but it was clearly costing him something, the weight of it pulling at his shoulders painfully. The pick head struck the ice at a sideways slant then bounced off and the prisoner had to jerk his head out of the way to avoid being hit by the rebound. He let the pick hit the ground and bowed his head, snatching a breath. "I don't think I can - "
What might throw you off stride: It's surprisingly easy to get past the nominative facade of "John" and "David" and see into the characters, but still--there's sometimes cognitive dissonance. We also have Jack thinking of Daniel as a "boy." Not once, or twice, but often. Mmm, yeah, okay. Oh, and the clothes shopping...stuff. Let's just not think about that. In short, there are some issues here. But I'm in a forgiving phase right now, and this is a nice, broad fantasy.
What
this Is by Emma Woodhouse -- Emma Woodhouse! Apparently Emma went from
Sentinel to Stargate and then up and disappeared, leaving
behind only this one lone SG story in the archive, dated late 1999.
"So," Daniel said, "I can't find anything human that predates about five thousand years ago. And then about three thousand years ago, they're all just gone."
"But no evidence of Goa'uld?" O'Neill asked.
"None."
"So. Any conclusions?"
"Just a theory," Daniel admitted.
"We're listening," O'Neill said. ('Listening and fondling', Carter said to herself.)
What might throw you off stride:
There are excruciating, intrusive exclamation points in Very Wrong Places;
and capitals are used for emphasis. (To be fair, this is common in many
archived stories. It may be an uploading macro.) Also, if you have an embarrassment
squick, it may be pinged. As with a hammer. But despite issues, this was
worth reading. In fact, my kinks were ringing like happy little bells,
but that's just me.
Forced
Perspective by Tenaya -- Welcome to my world of kink.
Jack watched Sergeant Siler sketch an outline of the mirror on a sheet of titanium/trinium alloy in preparation for cutting it out. Bored, he turned back to Daniel. "And we will--" He was stopped in mid-sentence by a flicker of light from the mirror. "Hey!"
What might throw you off stride:
The first half of the story was stronger than the second half, I thought--including
Daniel's reactions. But it's only a relatively small dip in intensity and
focus, and it may just have been my own idiosyncratic reaction.
After
All by Sar -- I had to upturn every single stone in the field to find
this quiet little gem. Of course, this is why I never get around to doing
laundry on the weekends. But it was worth the time and effort, even though
I ended up on Monday wearing those ancient trousers which originally lived
somewhere near my ankles and eventually shrunk into ersatz Capri pants.
I'm glad I can share these things with you.
"Yes, sir. That's why I followed him." Jack shifted uncomfortably under General Hammond's glare. He finally threw his hands up and began pacing the small office. "Far as I can tell, it was just cabin fever. You know, fresh air, change of scenery..."
"Cabin fever." Hammond sounded distinctly unconvinced. "Do you have any idea how long a climb it is to that escape hatch?"
"Firsthand, General."
"The point is, Colonel, that Dr. Jackson has been acting strangely ever since the Harsesis child was here."
"Come on, it's Daniel. He's been acting strangely his entire life." Ok, tough room. Hammond didn't so much as blink. Jack sighed. "Look... sir. He had a bad dream, and he's had a pretty lousy year. He's just trying to figure stuff out. I'll talk to him about taking the elevator from now on."
What might throw you off stride:
The quotes were unnecessary, and I think Jack would have waffled a bit
more uneasily about the issue. (You know, the issue.) But otherwise,
this is straightforward and good and doesn't make your head hurt.
No Consequences
by Brenda Anders -- Based on the ep "Window of Opportunity."
He blinks once, twice, then raises a hand - an unsteady hand - and fumbles with his glasses for a moment. "What --" He stops and clears his throat. "What was that?"
What might throw you off stride: Jack is a bit lovey-dovier than I like, but even that has its sweet moments. The broader characterization--well, I tend to feel that the author's nail gun missed Jack and shot its load into the wall. (Gosh, that sounds obscene.) Daniel's a bit more on target, perhaps simply because it's not his POV. But there's writerly effort here, and it's unlikely anything will throw you violently out of the story.
The tribesmen grabbed Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c.
"Wait a minute!" O'Neil stepped towards the Chief.
The man faced him with a solemn expression. "The Ritual of Death may now begin."
What might throw you off stride: The writing is rather pedestrian, the characterization feels off, and there are a few Britishisms. With a carefully obscure allusion to plot, I'll also mention that I think Jack caves too quickly and would not let things go down like that. "Gosh, you're a bitch, Anna," you may be thinking. "Why rec this then?" Well, pie may not be the same without Urgo, but it's still pie.
Time
by Mandalee -- A reasonably long story. On an alien planet. With sex.
Jack ignored this blatant male heresy. Daniel just wasn't a jock, that's all. He just didn't understand. Jack could forgive him.
Apparently recognizing that this shot had failed, Daniel tried another. He inspected the large fragment in his hand for several excruciating minutes before he said, "I mean, I thought I heard you ordering--oops, sorry--*suggesting* to Simmons that he record the games for you." Daniel gently tossed the fragment aside and picked up another for an even more irritating inspection. "If I understand military life, that's the kind of brown nosing favor Colonels expect to extract from their helpless underlings." Gauging the damage, Daniel stared meaningfully at Jack before he picked up a third piece of something nobody cared about but him.
What might throw you off stride: That canny manipulation--well, you kinda have to wonder how Jack would feel if something had gone horribly awry in his plans. On a mission. A military mission. But oh well. The story is also pretty long, as mentioned--and while that's usually good, the story is all about one thing, and the pacing can drag now and then. So though I like long stories by nature, I feel a bit equivocal reading this. Nonetheless, this is a decent slice of pie.
I like this pie metaphor, by the way. This may have to become the 'pie rating' rec page.
Empty
by Mandalee -- Fascinating angstfest. Crossover with Sentinel.
Not right now.
He was too keyed up from the mission, wired from watching Jim...touching Jim.
He knew what would help. Blair reached for the tissues by the bed, put the box next to him. Might as well be ready.
So premeditated. So empty.
What might throw you off stride: Probably helps if you know both fandoms. I did not appreciate this story as much when I was solely into Sentinel.
The Beggar's
Ride by Russet McMillan -- Russet's lone venture (so far) into Stargate
fiction. All tacky pleading for more has been deleted from this entry and
replaced by this sentence.
Daniel froze in place, watching with an expression of horror as Jack struggled. He had managed to stop his fall just a few feet below the path, but he couldn't find the foot- or hand-holds to pull himself up.
Then the handle of a staff weapon appeared in front of his face, and Jack grabbed it gratefully. He let Teal'c haul him up to the path, then patted the Jaffa's shoulder.
"Thanks, Teal'c. Daniel --" Jack frowned.
Daniel was still standing motionless, staring at the spot where Jack had fallen.
"Hey, Daniel, it's okay. You can breathe now."
The anthropologist pulled in a huge lungful of air, staggering against Jack as he gasped for breath.
What might throw you off stride: Characterization is askew, as if the author was getting a feel for things but hadn't nailed the material yet. Still worth reading.