
Everything
You Need In One Convenient Location by Julad (Sentinel) -- Reading
this, I realized: I really do have a shopping kink. This, of course,
scares me. But I must now live with the dark, burning shame. Or maybe pale,
lukewarm shame. One of those. And it's almost a shame to steal this particular
excerpt out, but what the hell.
What might throw you off stride: Nothing at all, unless you decide to show this to your mother, and she forever after gives you funny looks every time you visit, and then you'll realize that one man ogling another man's nice round ass is not quite the charming and winsome family fare it seemed to be at the time. And, oh yeah, this is rated NC-17. Ignore the rating, though. It doesn't apply.
People
Like You by Meredith Lynne (Sentinel) -- Am I reccing this because
the sheer power of my whining prompted Merry to post this? Because I got
to select the title? No, because it's a new Merry story and lovely, lovely,
lovely.
"Change the record, Dr. Demento."
Blair didn't even twitch. There was a war going on under the surface of his skin and it was resulting in some pretty funny expressions. Had to be hell, torn between the sensitive 90s guy who ate sprouts, worried about the rainforests, and never pried... and the real Blair Sandburg. My Sandburg.
The one who wanted to know.
"Simon?" he hazarded, grinning. "Joel!"
I rolled my eyes. The 90s guy was never even in it.
What might throw you off stride: It's too short. . .no, no. It's not really. I only wanted another 90k because I'm greedy. I wanted another piece of pumpkin pie, too. Sigh.
Cloud
Mountain by Lemon Drop (Sentinel) -- 'Tis the season and we
have been gifted with an early snow: 159k of birch trees, swirling flakes,
roaring fires, and cuddling.
But several times, while Blair was busy drafting the paper for submission to Criminology Monthly, Jim would, rather guiltily, wander away to stare at the bottles. He was especially curious about the blue one, Melancholy; the pewter woman's face attracted him. His experience with the bottle labeled Reminiscence only increased his curiosity and finally, just before lunch on their third day in the house, he picked up the blue bottle and cautiously unstoppered it.
What might throw you off stride: I had some personal responses to the story that may not affect anyone else's reading--concerns about structure that may evaporate on rereading at some point, a slight resistance to warm-and-fuzzy Jim characterization, a dislike of neutral anatomical terms used in sex scenes ("penis," "anus," "scrotum"). Overall, though, this was a complex and interesting story, and one that should not be missed. Perfect for a winter evening.
Nuance
by Resonant and Livia (Sentinel) -- This just came out, and I've
put it on my classics list, but I'll rec it here too. Because you should
read it now. Go directly to this story, do not pass Go, do not collect
$200.
Jim sighed and consciously turned his mind away from the Clay case; worrying about it now wasn't going to do any good. "Fat Al's?" He wasn't just saying it to hear Blair groan. Sure, the place was a grease fire waiting to happen, but they had great coffee, waitresses who were cheerful without being perky, and the best barbecued anything in Cascade.
Blair did groan. Theatrically. Then he mustered his defense. "Look, Jim, I can't eat anywhere that includes a synonym for 'big' in its name," he said earnestly. "It's one of my rules."
"What? It is not," Jim denied, glancing over his shoulder as he pulled out of his parking space. "Since when?"
"Since always, that's when. No Fat Al's, no Big Pig Palace--"
Jim scoffed at him. "Sure, sure. And why haven't I ever heard of this so-called rule?"
Blair stared out the window. "So I don't always have a thesaurus handy." Glancing over quickly, Jim caught him smirking at his reflection. "But seriously--"
"Yeah, yeah." Jim cranked the steering wheel, turning out of the parking garage onto West Fourteenth. "How about the new Japanese place?"
"There's a new Japanese place?"
"Yeah, Fat Bento."
What might throw you off stride: Well, now that the suicidal thoughts have passed and I've revoked my oath never to write another word of fiction, I can say that this story caused no lasting harm to me. It was like taking ecstasy: a period of wild euphoria, then the drastic serotonin dip, then the eventual recovery. This story may be more or less hazardous to your ego, creative productivity, and diet. But of course you should read it anyway.
One
of Those Nights by Thomas (Sentinel) -- For this story, and
the next three stories after it, I was revisiting the archive, finding
some great stuff I'd overlooked recommending. Thomas is, for lack of a
better term, a one-shot wonder. One story from 1998, none since; at least
none in Sentinel. How do things like that happen? It's a cruel world....
Shit.
His hand stilled its stroking as he identified the all-too familiar sounds and scents, a sleep-loosened imagination feeding him shamefully vivid pictures of Blair lying in the bed in the room below, doing just this. Oh, God, not again.
What might throw you off stride: Your Birkenstocks, maybe? I dunno.
Love's
Austere and Lonely Offices by Brighid (Sentinel) -- This is
the kind of story you will enjoy reading on a rainy day when you want to
feel cozy. Of course, you could also read it in the Arizona desert when
it's a hundred degrees in the shade, but that would be wrong.
Something's happened to Jim's dad.
What might throw you off stride:
I think even William the Bloody would like this story, including the
heartwarming ending. Of course, then he'd go kill someone to clean his
palate, but that doesn't mean we have to.
Leaning
and Falling by Kalena (Sentinel) -- The perpetual question I
struggle with is why so many writers come, write one great Sentinel story,
then ride off toward the horizon, never to be seen again. I think I'm going
to invent a name for this. I'll call this the 'Lone Ranger Complex.' Of
course, this concept is ruined by the fact that Kalena did came
back to write another story, but I won't let this stop my sweeping generalization.
The absence of color in the faint light and its ocean reflection washed everything around him in neutral, making him think about how many colors made up the world and how often he took them for granted. This, he imagined, was what it was like to see from a cat perspective, colors grayed, but the ability to see in nearly complete darkness. I should ask Jim sometime what the dark looks like, he thought, then realized that there was something much more pressing on the horizon. Sunrise, Jesus, what was he thinking?
What might throw you off stride: Lush language, etc. Some readers have mentioned the elaborate metaphors as distracting, the language as dense. There were a few places I would have pruned back the growth, but I think all that flourishing is a healthy sign. Which is why I would have expected to see even more stories sprouting from such a fertile garden of prose. Hint, blinking hint.
Grey
Areas by Wax Jism (Sentinel) -- An author whose name sounds
like a surfing product or a brand of Chinese chewing gum or a punk band.
Inventive. Kicky. Distracting, distracting... okay, moving on to the story
now....
"What do you mean?" Sandburg asked, wide-eyed and scared. Jim put a proprietary arm around him, and he leaned against the older man with a small sigh of contentment.
"Means they have to decide if you were there as a civilian victim, or in an official capacity. You were working the case, after all. It's a legal grey area, Chief."
"I guess that's where the Sandburg zone's at, man," the kid said, and there was a hint of a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. "Everyone's grey out here."
What might throw you off stride: There are a few clinkers, off-key notes, here and there. E.g., "Well, He Died With His Nikes On," doesn't strike me as something you'd be thinking when your friend was in mortal danger. But sometimes there are lumps in the batter and the cake is good anyway.
Which is fine. Things with Blair are good. And if they don't have sex twice a day like they did in the beginning, that's okay. Normal.
Even without as much sex as they once had, he knows he loves Blair. Even says so occasionally, as a treat. For him, not for Blair. Blair doesn't need that kind of reassurance.
"Why don't you wear socks if your feet are so fucking cold?" He's not really annoyed, just likes sounding that way.
What might throw you off stride: Those who are made nervous by spanking will be made nervous. Maybe.
Quicksand
by Donna Jones (Sentinel) -- Author's first story! Always nice to
see a new writer take a leap into Sentinel fandom.
What might throw you off stride: A few people have mentioned the 'talky' bit in the middle, but damn it all, it's short, and not badly done. C'mon, there are stories out there where they spend the entire 60k talking about their relationship. Aside from that, I was a little confused about the details of the B-plot (the cop stuff), but overall this was handled smoothly.
The
Blair Witch Project by Corbeau (Sentinel) -- It's almost
a certainty that this will be the only Wiccan-themed slash story I ever
rec. Ahem. And because I know you're scared now, here's a nice long excerpt
for y'all....
Jim's mouth dropped open. "My honor?"
"Yours and now Blair's, too. I am..." He twirled around in a circle, feathers flying. "The spirit of the Cascade PD!"
Jim was speechless.
Blair leaped quickly into the breach. "I get it--that's why all the blue, right?"
"Got it in one, my man. And the gold, for those shiny little shields you guys get."
"Uh...what about the red and orange? The blood of the fallen?"
"Hey, that would work too, good idea. I was thinkin' more of shootings and fires and buildings and cars blowin' up and the other cool stuff that goes on around here. I know you guys work really hard, but didja ever notice you're not makin' much headway?"
Jim was starting to resemble a faulty pressure cooker. Blair grabbed his jacket just in case he tried to lunge. "Why," Jim hissed, "the feather hat? What the hell is that supposed to symbolize?"
"Oh, nothin', man--I just like feathers, y'know?"
What might throw you off stride: It could have used a strong beta hand. It's uneven and definitely contrived (particularly the conversations between the two female friends), but there's a noteworthy intelligence and writerly ambition behind the contrivance. So go on--embrace the Wiccan yenta inside you for a little while. Blessed be.
Near
Miss, Direct
Hit, and Cease
Fire by Cara Chapel (Sentinel) -- Somehow I missed the boat
on reading these for about three months after they were posted. But I got
lucky tonight, just as the smut jones hit.
I can't stand it; something's got to break free. As I mount the steps at his side I need to scream, need to hit something, need to fly back out and get into my car and see how far and how fast I can drive before I go out of control and just... wipe out. The tension's too much. It's got to go somewhere.
What might throw you off stride: Wounds, stitches, antiseptic...not my kink. But the vehicle carried me to the blowjob without running out of gas, and I am happy.
Rematch
by Sheryl (Sentinel) -- It's always interesting to see what first
stories look like. This one was cleanly written, nicely characterized,
and very cute.
God, I hate him.
"Look Chief, let me explain this to you, once and for all." I feel the need to take charge here. "First of all, the whole point of the lesson was to teach you a few self-defense moves, so even if you did flip me...which you didn't...that would only mean that I am an excellent self-defense instructor." So whatd'ya have to say to that?
God, I hate that laugh.
What might throw you off stride: ...with a 'slight concussion.' But sometimes you've just got to ignore that slight concussion, when you're a superhero and horny.
Pretty
Rough by Francesca and Emily (Sentinel) -- I got to read this
in beta (neener neener), which is when you're supposed to find problems
and suchlike and maybe have a little critical distance. But I was still
blown away.
You aren't a nigger. You aren't a communist.
You're lots worse than that.
You slam the car door and walk through the evening air to the doorway. It's always like this. You wonder what's going on, who might be around, what's going to happen later. Sometimes it feels like you're looking for someone in particular, some shadowy person you can't really imagine. Other times, it's like you're looking for anyone at all. Anybody will do.
Your dad would have
said that you're looking for trouble. And he'd probably be right.
What might throw you off stride: It's dark. Like "ouch ouch ouch." If you're primarily fluffy, you may want to wear some sort of protective mood shield.
Mermaids
Singing by Lyrica (Sentinel) -- A Sentinel/X-Files crossover.
Long and meaty, just like Skinner's...um, just like Skinner. Ahem.
"Yeah. Maybe. Mulder's a profiler who's done a lot of work on serial murders. And he seems to know a lot about this case..."
"So..." Blair drew the word out, thinking, then picked up steam as he made the same connections that Jim had. "...maybe this killer has recently shifted his base of operation to Cascade. And if we could find out about the cases Mulder's been working on, we'd find out more about this one."
Jim nodded, grinning at Blair. In step and in sync.
"So how do we find out about Mulder's old cases?"
Jim bit his lip, because the first response that popped into his mind was pillow talk. He wasn't ready to go there. In fact, he couldn't see himself being ready to go there in his lifetime. "I have some contacts in DC." He looked at his watch. "But it's too late to call. It'll have to wait until tomorrow morning." He looked at the spread of papers and photos on his desk. At the wadded pieces of paper filling his trash can. At the page on his legal pad, almost covered in boxes and scratched out ideas. Almost ready for the trash can itself. "Help me finish this, just for the hell of it. We might still find something."
What might throw you off stride: They're all gay, they trade off partners, and Jim is voyeuristic (but it kind of makes sense, when you think about it). It all works out in the end, of course.
Kissing
Friends by Basingstoke (Sentinel) -- This is probably the easiest
way to rec stories two and three in this series, Interlude:
Camping, and Being
Friends. The first story didn't really hook my attention, but I did
take a look at the next few as they came out and discovered that they got
more sharply written and endearing as they progressed. The quote is from
story three:
"Burnt by the Sun?"
"Russian movie. It won an Oscar." Blair was emptying out the pockets of his jacket.
"What's it about?"
"Seduction, betrayal, Stalin. Balloons. Wheat. The usual."
What might throw you off stride: The really snappy dialogue doesn't start until the second story, and they're not really stories, more like snippets. But they made me grin goofily, so you're not allowed to dislike them. Hopefully there will be more to come.
Bonds
by qwertyuiop (Sentinel) -- Hot off the presses! Well, as of today.
Which by the time you read this will be some other day. It's 2:00 a.m.
here, in case you couldn't tell. I'm sitting here at my computer but my
brain is over there on the bed, sleeping, curled up like a little cat...a
pink, hairless cat. It's sort of horrible, really.
"A while back. You were preoccupied," responded Jim's strong jaw, that being all Blair could distinguish clearly from his awkward angle. He seemed not to realize that he was wrapped around Blair and eating over his shoulder; his attention focused on the television and his food.
What might throw you off stride: It's not really a story. It sort of revs up, bumps merrily along, then stalls and rolls to a slow, unexpected stop as if the author ran out of gas. But there's a lot of (prepare for icky word) potential here. I'll happily dive into any more stories I see by this author.
Desirous
of Everything by Lemon Drop (Sentinel) -- Damn all prolific
authors. Like pushers hooking us on sweet smack, while our own creative
energies sigh, roll over, and go back to sleep. No, no. I'm not bitter.
I'll finish that story someday....
But whose bones? As much as Jim looked and sniffed and even, to Blair's disgust, tasted, there was nothing to suggest who once walked with those bones.
What might throw you off stride: It's rated 'R'. For Christmas, I want a big fat NC-17 story, with four sex scenes...or five, if you're feeling generous.
Tepid
Apocalypse by Molly (Sentinel) -- Winner for most intriguing
title of the year. Plus, hey man, is it just me or is Sentinel fandom
starting to attract charmingly bent girls with a literary bent? The author
notes in her author notes: "Quoted headers to each part are, in order,
the three stanzas which make up Henri Michaux's poem 'Shriek', as translated
from French by William Rees."
It was cold out, but he found himself walking in a nearby park and shivering his way through the remainder of the night. It was long in lasting, and the sky was only hinting at the coming shades of day when he just stopped, and sank onto a bench to stare bleakly at a nearby tree.
What might throw you off stride: I like Blair's pal Sydney. When I read stories like this, I feel as if my tastes in slash have matured, because I used to have knee-jerk reactions against icky girls appearing in my slash stories. ("Cooties!") I imagine it could cause discomfort for some readers, but maybe not. Maybe everyone else already had mature tastes and were just waiting for me to catch up....
Wandering
the Maze by Destina Fortunato (Sentinel) -- A revisitation of
Cypher, with an enviable beta list.
Jim tugged the blinds down over the long windows, filtering out the bright daylight until only pinstriped remnants could be seen along the edges. He gave himself permission to sink into the couch, sighing into the cushions like a man too tired to be bothered with breathing.
What might throw you off stride: Nine out of ten readers agree: we're still a bit dubious about that broken door. But, yes, it makes a nice symbol.
On
Edge by Shadow (Sentinel) -- The author notes that this is a
loose sequel to a zine story, which of this date is still not archived.
But it's easily read on its own merits.
I hold perfectly still. In fact, I barely breathe.
Damned good thing, too, because Jim's pulled the bottom of my shirt out of my pants, and suddenly I feel a coldness against my belly. Jim's army knife slides up through the silk of my shirt and I hold perfectly still. I'm trembling now, but not from fear. I don't even spare a second's thought to the fate of my nicest black silk shirt. Fuck the shirt.
What might throw you off stride: There are a few off-key phrases here and there, but mostly it's a smooth ride.
Ripples
in the Dirac Sea by Allaire Mikhail (Sentinel) -- This is the
first posted Sentinel story from this author. I hope there will be more
to come.
Blair touched the back of his hand, a comforting presence on the edge of the darkness closing down on him, bringing him back to the present, to Megan opening his mother's purse, using gloves to sort through the contents. She dropped the wallet and, accompanied by Simon's angry bark, a shower of various papers, cards and photos fluttered to the concrete.
What might throw you off stride: A few tiny formatting oddities, some repetition that doesn't seem to move the story forward effectively (as opposed to the repetition that does), and occasional reliance on fanon--e.g., the obligatory jungle metaphors--that comes across as a bit weak. But we all love a good jungle metaphor once in a while....
The
Kindred Spirit by Marilyn (Sentinel) -- I haven't figured out
the sequel/prequel/continuity relationship between this and her first story,
"The
Last Experiment", but you can read this by itself just fine.
"Well," Blair said, flashing a nervous glance at Jean, "on certain occasions...I didn't realize it was an actual word or anything...I think Al Pacino said it in a movie, once."
"Army slang for anything and everything except 'no'. Generally used when at a loss for words," Jean supplied.
"'Great, glad to meet you, I don't have the vaguest idea, I'm not listening, you've got to be kidding, yes, thank you, you did the right thing, that's neat, go to the next slide...'" added Jim helpfully.
"'...I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification?'" asked Blair.
"Hooah," chorused the veterans.
"Hooah," Blair echoed.
What might throw you off stride:
Some plot twists may seem a bit contrived and some dialogue may be clever
to excess. As faults go, there are worse.
Love's
Bitch by Lenore (Sentinel) -- The author says in her notes,
"...this is more a fantasy on the theme of "Prisoner X" than a true adherence
to its plot." Works for me.
What might throw you off stride:
Characters with names like "the Rock" and "the Weasel", a few off-key notes
("clink") here and there, and--perhaps--a certain stylization in
the characterization and drama. But then, is stylization bad? This is a
self-labeled fantasy, after all; and in striking a balance between stylized
kink and realist nuance, this is very accomplished. In a way, I think this
is a measure of the author's skill: the boundaries of fantasy are not big
enough to contain her.
There
it Is by Strandia (Sentinel) -- A first-time story by a writer
who has just this single, lonely story in the archive so far. More? More!
Under
the Radar by LynnZo (Sentinel) -- If this were a movie, I'd
call it a 'sleeper'. Sneaky little thing....
What might throw you off stride:
God only knows. Do you kick puppies? Lock kittens in closets? Then you
might find something to dislike here.
Nature's
Ascent by Francesca (Sentinel) -- A gratuitous rec, in some
ways. But read it again. And for those of you who just came back from an
expedition in Borneo and haven't read the Nature series, this story
comes at a point well along in the series' progression, but it might be
an interesting experience just to click through and read it anyway.
What might throw you off stride: The ending, perhaps. But by then your stride is pretty much over anyway.
Ministers
of Grace by Lanning Cook (Sentinel) -- It's pre-slash, and if
I recommend a pre-slash story, without sex, you can be sure it's
without parallel in its creamy goodness.
Jim froze.
Naomi nodded, eyes bright.
What might throw you off stride: The dashes are not formatted correctly.
Paradigm
by Sigrid (Sentinel) -- I'll break my standard and go to traditional
summary, to say that this is a story that deals primarily with Blair's
adjustment to being a cop.
"Oooh. Taking counseling courses, Jim? Learning how to reflect the speaker's comments back... 'So, you feel as if you're merely Jim's tagalong do you?'" Blair mimicked, leaning back against the wall. "'So how does that make you feel.'"
Blair watched in satisfaction as Jim stiffened, but the relaxation efforts failed to work this time. Provoking Jim was becoming a point of pride, and Blair found himself vaguely despising Jim for not pushing back, for letting Blair walk all over him.
What might throw you off stride: It's definitely Blair-centric. You Jimbabes might need to open your mind. But your heart will follow.
Dominion
by Destina Fortunato (Sentinel) -- Destina writes in PM and a whole
heck of a lot of other fandoms. I'm thinking that I must go take a look
at her Gladiator fiction...but first, back to our regularly scheduled
fandom:
What might throw you off stride: Let me get back to you on that....
Men
by Miriam Heddy (Sentinel) -- The title says it all.
What might throw you off stride: Men.
Bid
Him Come, Bid Him Go by Legion (Sentinel) -- Of Legion's stories,
this stands out easily as a favorite.
He managed to take the fall correctly, body going limp, one hand slapping the floor to expend some of the force. But there was no chance he was going to be able to get up any time soon, either, even if he had been able to move through the pain. Every muscle in his leg knotted up, cramps stabbing into him, and he pounded on his good thigh, trying to literally beat down some of the agony.
*Breathe*
What might throw you off stride: The premise. Suspend your disbelief, man. It's worth it.
Anniversary
by Kass (Sentinel) -- Kass has been known to describe her stories
as "Pop-Tarts". I have a thing for Pop-Tarts. Strawberry. Toasted.
Blair, startled, let go of the hand-towel and it fell. Jim just waited, arms crossed across his chest, looking at Blair appraisingly.
"You're kind of in the way," Blair said, going for nonchalant.
Jim's eyes glinted. "Move me," he said.
What might throw you off stride: Bitch!Carolyn characterization. But sometimes a good woman must be bashed to create good slash. (No, no, I'm just kidding. Jeez.)
Ocean,
Moon by Lemon Drop (Sentinel) -- The author writes, "Blair's
sacrifice of his research and reputation obsesses me..." There have been
many good post-TSbyBS stories, but this one stands out in a crowd.
What was cool was that Jim came with me and got one, too. Like he'll use it, I know. But it was symbolic. Not that Jim would ever acknowledge that. He just said, Hey, Chief. Ya never know, I might need one on a case.
What might throw you off stride: Lack of quotation marks. I hardly noticed this style choice, and when having it pointed out, realized consciously that I liked the effect--a lot. So I'll just say that other readers mentioned they found this off-putting.
Days
Like These by Meredith Lynne (Sentinel) -- One of the few authors
for whom I'll descend to 8k. <g>
What might throw you off stride: Simon, dude. Take a hike. They can't have sex if you're looming over them with your sixfootwhatever.
Tender
by Resonant (Sentinel) -- Resonant has a pretty name. I like that
in an author. And now that I've demonstrated my deep superficiality....
"Hey, hey, hey, sorry, man!" and Blair was already halfway there to pick the offending backpack up. The placating voice and the I'm-no-threat-to-you-mighty-pack-leader gestures -- He might as well roll over and show his belly, Jim thought disgustedly. He won't fight, but he'll fucking run, won't he. Jim stepped into his path. "I'll just, I'll just," Blair was saying, and Jim forcibly restrained himself from placing a palm on his chest and shoving him.
"You'll just leave your shit all over the place for me to trip over, is that it?"
"Hey!" Blair's posture changed, subtly -- he seemed to get a couple of inches taller, and he met Jim's eye steadily. "I said I was sorry," he said, in that even voice that meant he was getting angry. "I'm going to take care of the backpack. What's the real problem, Jim?"
What might throw you off stride: Quotations serve as dividers between sections, which is nice--it furthers the story--but the spacing is cramped, so the sense of 'pause' is undermined. A case where more white space would actually be a good thing.
Other
Kinds of Things by Helen (Sentinel) -- Helen deserves special
commendation for never writing anything below 50k or NC-17. That's my kind
of writer--oh wait, and she's fucking good.
"No kidding," Jim said, accepting it. "Can I open it?"
"yeah."
"Wow, Sandburg," Jim had set the bag on the coffee table and was peering inside. "It's rocks."
"Cement." Blair slung his backpack and his coat into his room. "Some mud. And there's some shale at the bottom."
"well, when you set out to give a guy rocks, you don't fool around."
What might throw you off stride: Need I even say it? Helen's punctuation and style choices are unique. You either accept her house rules or eat your slash somewhere else. Me, I'm all for it. Nice to see a story once in a while that doesn't look like every other story.
Inferences
and Innuendo by Lenore (Sentinel) -- Oops, I've recced Lenore
twice. Well...sorry, you'll just have to deal. This is actually a series
of five stories, not unlike an episode arc.
What might throw you off stride: The title. This was archived under the alarmingly long and rather off-putting title "Inferences and Innuendo: Club Doom, Threatened, Secrets and Lies, Past Bad Acts, and Coda".
Housebroken
by Brighid (Sentinel) -- Another exception to my usual rule of preferring
(a) stories with explicit sex, and (b) longer stories. Brighid is pretty
prolific and there are many of her stories to choose from, but this one
has had the most impact on me.
What might throw you off stride: Real guys, farting. But, um, seriously--this isn't a story about farting. (That would be scary.) My first reading of this story was a bit of a shock; but after only a second reading I took it to heart and have cherished it ever since.
Warning: Just because Brighid can pull off a story that mentions farting, doesn't mean you can--and even if you can, don't. Please.
Back
to Good by Bone (Sentinel) -- Bone makes first-person point-of-view
look easy. The rotten @#$%...mumble, jealous mumble.
What might throw you off stride: "The end."
Woe
is You I: Pine and Stew by Mallory Klohn (Sentinel) -- A.k.a.
Ethan Nelson, a name that should bring a nostalgic smile to the faces of
X-Philes.
What might throw you off stride: Fast-and-loose dialogue and characterization, if you really want to poke a stick at it. Plus, what's up with "Woe is You I"--where's II? Damn it, that's cruel.
Aphrodite's
Garden by Emily Brunson (Sentinel) -- Speaking of cruel authors.
What might throw you off stride:
It's unfinished, damn her eyes.
Solitary
Creatures by Aristide (Sentinel) -- Another writer who calls
her stories Pop-Tarts, but I don't think I'll let her get away with that.
This is more like a strawberry shortcake with fresh cake, and cream, and
strawberries and maybe some chocolate drizzled over the top. Um...it's
four a.m. and I'm hungry.
What might throw you off stride: I had to actively search for something to carp about: punctuation. It can be a bit scattershot, here and there. Parantheses, asterisks, unclosed dashes, ellipses...sometimes all in a single sentence. But I've been there, done that. I too know the slow mournful lure of the ellipses of the heart....
Ahem.
Skinsgame
by Barb G (Sentinel) -- She came, she wrote a few stories...then
she went Due South. Which I'm okay with, believe me, but
I wish she'd visit Cascade on alternate weekends. Holds the distinction
of one of the few authors I'll read who uses 'cum' instead of 'come'.
Fiddler waved off my words, and motioned me into his private chamber. He shut the door, leaving us alone. "I like you, Jim. I think what you did took guts. This is the final test of your convictions. If you get this done, then I'll know you are one of us. If you don't, I might think the whole thing was a setup. Believe me, Ellison, they will never find what remains of your body. I'll send your heart back to your ape supervisor with a bite out of it. What will it be?"
What might throw you off stride:
The climax of the story feels a bit premature and the ending rushed, but
perhaps that's just because I wanted this to be much, much longer.
Testing,
Testing by Pares (Sentinel) -- So one day, long ago now, I was
checking out recent additions to the archive and cried with discovery,
"Pares is writing Sentinel!" Unfortunately, I don't think I ever
wrote her to express my joy. Because I suck.
What might
throw you off stride: I don't know. My mind's a blank. Why don't you
make something up and write and tell Pares about it and tell her this was
a great story, but you feel she should keep writing more Sentinel stories
until she gets it absolutely perfectly right--and we'll give her, say,
ten years to accomplish this. Get cracking, Pares.
In
Vodka Veritas by Gloria Lancaster -- If I actually had a section
on classics, I might be tempted to call this one.
What might throw you off stride:
It cries out for a sequel, but it cries alone.
Salt,
Tequila, Lime by Lyrica (Sentinel) -- Okay, what's with these
X-Files authors? They come, they tantalize us with a few awesome
stories, and then gently slink off again. Of course, I like to think they
all have long WIPs just waiting to be posted....
What might throw you off stride:
See here and substitute 'Lyrica' for 'Pares'.
Vow
by Rhipodon Society (Sentinel) -- See also Vow,
Part 2 and Vow,
Part 3.
Jim and Blair were in Blair's office -- his former office -- putting books into boxes. They were bent over the same box, Blair's eyes shut, Jim's mouth touching his hair. As Simon watched, Jim pressed Blair's shoulder and whispered something in his ear. They pulled apart and turned to face the door.
What might throw you off stride:
The section breaks aren't clear enough. And this didn't need to be broken
up into three story files; they're relatively short.
Strange
World by Rhipodon Society (Sentinel) -- I have to make another
Simon POV rec. It's rare to find stories that do this interestingly or
well.
What might throw you off stride:
Formatting is off in places, the reclamation of book style--indents, no
breaks--is a bit hard to adjust to, and brackets for thoughts should be
outlawed.
"You also thought I called you 'honey,'" Blair retorted, stepping into the bath and pulling the curtain.
"You did call me 'honey!'" Mack concluded after a moment's thought. "And you said you had heroin in your car."
"A woman, not the drug," Blair lied for simplicity's sake. "I am not a crook."
"You stole my shower," Mack pointed out.
What might throw you off stride:
Two-thirds of the way through you will suddenly realize you could never
ever plot a story like this to save your life and you will slit your wrists
and bleed to death. Or perhaps just eat a lot of chocolate and moan.
In
the Air by Sandy H. (Sentinel) -- You might find yourself thinking,
"Ah...Sandy, Sandy, Sandy--why the hell don't you write more stories, Sandy,
Sandy, Sandy?" Lucky for you a new zine called Crossroads is coming
out right now with one of her stories in it. Yay, Sandy!
What might throw you off stride:
Vigorous, raunchy, wrasslin' sex is impossible when you've been knifed
in the ass, so you'll just have to make do with this.
Deja
Vu by Lex, a.k.a. Alexis Gunn (Sentinel) -- Not found in
the archive, not sure why. You can find it via her homepage, here: http://members.tripod.com/AlexisGunn/sentinelstory.htm
"I’m a serial killer," said Jim, "and this is my next victim, Blair Sandburg."
The trooper glanced back up at him and nodded. "I’m going to have to write you a ticket," he said.
"For speeding or being a serial killer?" Jim asked curiously. Blair was too amazed to say anything at this point.
"If you could just sign right here," said the trooper, handing him the pad.
Jim signed "Charles Manson" in big, bold letters.
What might throw you off stride: You will be left with haunting repetitive nightmares that you are getting up out of bed, staggering into the shower, and going into the office, getting up out of bed, staggering into the shower, and going into the office, getting up out of bed, staggering into the shower, and going into the office...no, wait. That's just my life.
Inchworm
by rgkinski (Sentinel) -- I feel a little schizoid reccing this.
I like two-thirds of the story, and then wham, out of the blue,
squicks start to drop on my head like little inchworms.
He decided to save the explanation for later - there was an inchworm that needed rescuing. He checked the garbage pail under the sink. Empty.
"I took it out," Jim explained.
"Do you always have to be so fucking regimented?" Blair shouted, on his way to the front door.
Jim grabbed him, held him fast. "If this is Blair having a nervous breakdown, tell me now."
"There was a...an inchworm...in the tops. I wanted to put him, it, outside."
Jim shook Blair a little roughly, still gripping his arm.
"If this is Blair on drugs, tell me now."
What might throw you off stride: Just stop at "'How's my karma doing?' he asked, heading towards the stairs," and you'll be fine. Just pretend it's the end. If you dare to continue further...don't blame me.