Catchat Channel Memburrs

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This is Onyx Edgar. When he was a tiny malnourished boy I chose him at the Humane Society because of his loud voice. He spent his first year eating his way to health. At last weigh in he was 17 lbs. He and his sister Maggie are now on the less active IAMS formula. Maggie came to live with us so that Onyx would get some exercise. Maggie and I love him no matter what size he is. -- Jan Buckner aka MegaCat

This is Pizza Pia Deguara Facts Sex : Female (Neutered) Obesity level : morbid obesity, looks like a miniature tiger rather than a large cat, even though she hardly ever eats. Weight : about 7 Kg (I had to weigh her, like scientists normally weigh liquids: first I put her in a box and weighed it, then I subtracted the weight of the empty box) Colour : dark orange Cuddleability : cuddly only when she wants to be cuddled Coat : Very very very silky. Relaxing to stroke. Date of Birth : 26 March 1994 Star Sign : Aries Personality : When she's good, she's very, very good. When she's bad she's horrid. Motto : Pizza is virtually incompressible. Life Story : Pizza came from a very posh family who really love cats. She had walked only on carpets and when she felt the floor for the first time she went back in her box. She stays always inside. We used to take her out on the roof to take some fresh air...but she felt the need to explore the neighbours' roofs, and that meant that she wasn't allowed out anymore. However she has a wonderful character, and ironically adores my grandma, who is afraid of her, and her scratches. -- Michael Pio Deguara aka El-Moso	I first acquired Pris from the Humane Society on June 9, 1997. My preference was personality over looks (mainly, a cat that was cuddly and loving), and in my opinion, Pris actually ranked the highest in both categories. Although she was declawed when I got her, she had also been a stray, so she had obviously been abandoned. However, she still warmed up to me very quickly. Not only is she loving, but she is also an extremely hyper bundle of energy. I have seen her jump at least three feet into the air and do turns while midair. She also loves to play with ANYTHING she can get her paws on (although her preference seems to be people's feet). She often doesn't meow; she instead squeals. She is definitely a unique cat, and I love her like crazy. - Theresa Jennetti aka T-Jay

This is Quiet/Whisper.	This is Rascal. He was also the model for our logo above.

This is Rogue. She is the Official Shop Cat at Chaos Comics. Rogue was a stray that came in off the street in August 1998. She has lived with us ever since. Rogue weighs approxamately 9 lbs, likes tuna-fish, cheese popcorn, biting the tails off toy mice and pushing the stock out of the display window so she can sleep in the sun. - Jo FitzRoy aka Pookajo

This is Samantha, the most tempermental goddamn cat in the Northern Hemisphere. She's fat and lazy and sits at the Goddamn back door all night long meeeeeowing to get in, when she has a perfectly good cat door in the garage. Finicky as hell. She only eats dry food, and she eats about 9 pounds of it a day. She brings mice and these goddamn little tiny shrews into the house and puts them in the bathroom where they run around, but she never kills them. Once, we had another cat, named Loiue, but she was so mean to him that we had to give him away. The queen of fucking sheba! -- Will Mitchell aka Listerino	This is Sister was one of a litter of orphan kittens dropped off at a veterinary hospital, raised by my wife on a bottle, and kept because she is so pretty. The only problem is that she would rather be looked at than held. She is only interested in people when food is involved. Otherwise, she would rather be to herself. "Sister" hisses when picked up. The other two cats that live with "Sister" appreciate being held and petted. -- Thisco

This is Spitfire. She was a kitten we got from a neighbour. She'd been raised with dogs, and has always been quite aggressive. She's a bit of a bully, and plays quite rough. Spitfire was born March 26, 1997. She's mainly black, with white hairs in her ears, and a few hairs on her chest. Her eyes are amber-gold. She's a very vocal cat, and wants to be outside all the time. This presents a problem, since we live much too close to a busy street, so she seldom gets out. - Jo FitzRoy aka Pookajo	This is Spookums. He came in a bag, he was put there by a child working a factory in guatemala. - syxx aka syxxty

This is Tybalt "Tibby" Capulet - Prince of Cats We didn't adopt Tibby. He adopted us. We found him infront of our front door shouting to get in, and well, he does like to get in, but since Pizza and him don't get on very well, he has to stay outside. He's extremely similar to Ganni in habits, up to the very details of eating, running, shouting etc. Well, a black cat should bring luck they say, ey? Let's hope so. :) -- Michael Pio Deguara aka El-Moso

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